i like dirt

just junk i see around, and some ramblings of my own

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
imageARE SHEEP
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I laughed too hard at this

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thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

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— 6 days ago with 166337 notes
As some one who needs motivation, this helps me a lot.

As some one who needs motivation, this helps me a lot.

— 2 weeks ago with 1 note
#motivate  #motivation  #try  #tryagain  #tryharder 
Anonymous asked: What are a few things you wish non-Australian people knew about Australia?


Answer:

rockcandypassion:

I’ve been thinking about this ask for a while and here’s what I’ve come up with;

Australia is pronounced “uh-STRAY-lee-ah” rather than “AWW-stray-lee-ah”
Melbourne is pronounced “MEL-bin”, not “mel-BORN”
Brisbane is “BRIS-bin”, not “BRIS-bay-n”
Canberra is “CAN-brah”, not “can-BER-rah”

"Yeah nah" means no
"Nah yeah" means yes

"Fanny" means vagina, not butt

No-one under the age of 60 actually says “G’day mate”

Pies are full of meat

This is fairy bread and everyone should experience it’s magic at children’s birthday parties

These are thongs

These are biscuits

Male kangaroos obviously don’t have pouches because males DON’T HAVE BABIES

Kangaroos don’t just hang around people’s houses they’re wild anim- Oh wait this is my driveway;

— 2 weeks ago with 128808 notes
http://sixpenceee.com/post/91488016549/ab5inthe-in-all-honestly-this-is-the-most →

ab5inthe:

In all honestly, this is the most horrifying thing i’ve encountered on the internet.

Warnings for death, gore, and just disturbing themes in general.

Apparently, it’s a experiment on “releasing a spirit from a body” and it appears to be a real, dead body.

I watched it weeks…

Why why why why

— 3 weeks ago with 2925 notes

jack-frost-froze:

mrfalling12345:

OMG WHAT DID I DO!?

For mobile just hold the reblog button

I LEARNED A THING

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— 3 weeks ago with 654006 notes